"It’s not a contest about who has a higher tolerance for pain. However, if it were a contest, i would win."
" why don’t they use water cannons? "
my nigga looked at her like “this white bitch finna make me catch a case on national television”
OMG I can’t even deal right now lol this can’t be real fucking life
brother, i can relate to your expression right there
Orphan Black season 2 meme - [1/6] things
Part 2 of my favourite text posts
i wonder what derek’s thought process was when they brought parrish over like ‘i don’t have any werewolf powers that could help me suss out what kind of creature he is but i might as well stand really close to him and hold his hands’
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
Get to know me meme » favorite female characters [INPO]
↳ Debra Morgan"That’s my foul-mouthed foster sister, Debra. She has a big heart but won’t let anyone see it."
So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
#Programming in movies vs. programming in real life