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screamsinsilence527: avengerlicious: So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family. My heart just broke
May 22nd
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psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
May 22nd
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high-functioningginger: The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search. The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla” But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion. Then he spake and said “Nay, he...
May 22nd
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May 21st
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Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
May 21st
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May 21st
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student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
May 21st
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ladyhacksaway: when people expect a villain to be 100% certified undiluted evil all the time i just
May 21st
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moriarty: grapefruitshampoo: nerdographer: Maybe Moriarty was trying to write ‘I <3 U’ on the apple but he messed up and was too embarrassed to ask for another one so he killed sherlock instead
May 21st
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May 20th
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slythermint: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said, “son when—”
May 20th
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May 20th
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lexirose-is-cool: “HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK” “DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?” “WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”
May 20th
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May 20th
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princeowl: hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
May 20th
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dekutree: acceptable pet names: babe baby sweetie cutie pie darling honey unacceptable pet names: boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo cthulu  sweet devil prince in the pale moon light Leslie floor 2% milk Ella Fitzgerald
May 20th
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